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Quagmire's Baby New
Quagmire becomes a not-so-proud papa and quickly realizes that fatherhood crimps his style. He also sells a ham radio to Peter, who uses it to communicate with the ghost of Ronald Reagan. Meanwhile, Stewie clones himself. Voice of Candy: Brittany Snow.
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ChannelDate & TimeEpisode
CARTOON Wed, Nov 11
11:30 PM
Petarded
Peter takes a test for a genius grant and flunks it, to say the least. As his doctor tells him:... more
CARTOON Thu, Nov 12
3:00 AM
The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
Peter and Brian set out to help Cleveland get his manhood back after they catch his wife in bed... more
CARTOON Thu, Nov 12
3:30 AM
Petarded
Peter takes a test for a genius grant and flunks it, to say the least. As his doctor tells him:... more
TBS Thu, Nov 12
8:00 PM
Deep Throats
When cabbie Brian gets a $400 parking ticket, he decides that Mayor West (voice of Adam West) is... more
TBS Thu, Nov 12
8:30 PM
Patriot Games
Peter's broken-field run to the bathroom at his high-school reunion so impresses New England... more
CARTOON Thu, Nov 12
11:00 PM
Brian the Bachelor
“The Bachelorette” comes to Quahog looking for contestants, and Brian and Quagmire are selected.... more
CARTOON Thu, Nov 12
11:30 PM
8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
Peter runs up a huge tab at Mort Goldman's pharmacy, and settles it by selling Meg to Mort, whose... more
CARTOON Fri, Nov 13
3:00 AM
Brian the Bachelor
“The Bachelorette” comes to Quahog looking for contestants, and Brian and Quagmire are selected.... more
CARTOON Fri, Nov 13
3:30 AM
8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
Peter runs up a huge tab at Mort Goldman's pharmacy, and settles it by selling Meg to Mort, whose... more
FOX Sun, Nov 15
9:00 PM
Quagmire's Baby New
Quagmire becomes a not-so-proud papa and quickly realizes that fatherhood crimps his style. He also... more
CARTOON Sun, Nov 15
10:30 PM
Boys Do Cry
Lois is hired as church organist, but at the service Stewie becomes ill after drinking too much... more
CARTOON Sun, Nov 15
11:00 PM
FOX-y Lady
Lois gets a job as a cable-news reporter. Her first assignment: an exposé of a certain liberal... more
CARTOON Mon, Nov 16
2:30 AM
Boys Do Cry
Lois is hired as church organist, but at the service Stewie becomes ill after drinking too much... more
CARTOON Mon, Nov 16
3:00 AM
FOX-y Lady
Lois gets a job as a cable-news reporter. Her first assignment: an exposé of a certain liberal... more
TBS Mon, Nov 16
8:00 PM
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
A conglomerate buys Happy Go Lucky Toys and installs Peter (voice of series creator Seth McFarlane)... more
TBS Mon, Nov 16
8:30 PM
Stewie Loves Lois
Lois saves Stewie's teddy bear, which leads to a striking change in his attitude toward her---he... more
TBS Mon, Nov 16
9:00 PM
Stewie Kills Lois
Part 1 of 2. A jealous Stewie considers matricide because he didn't get to go on a cruise with... more
TBS Mon, Nov 16
9:30 PM
Lois Kills Stewie
Conclusion. After Lois returns to Quahog---alive---and tells the court who really shot her, Stewie... more
TBS Mon, Nov 16
10:00 PM
Ocean's 3.5
After Bonnie (voice of Jennifer Tilly) has a baby, husband Joe must come up with $20,000 to pay the... more
TBS Mon, Nov 16
10:30 PM
Family Gay
To pay for damages caused by a mentally challenged horse he bought at an auction, Peter takes a job... more
CARTOON Mon, Nov 16
11:00 PM
Hannah Banana New
Stewie gets to know Hannah Montana (voice of singer Candace Marie) when she arrives in Quahog for a... more
CARTOON Mon, Nov 16
11:30 PM
Brian's Got a Brand New Bag New
Brian falls in love with an older woman, and he takes flak from the rest of the Griffins for it.... more
CARTOON Tue, Nov 17
3:00 AM
Hannah Banana
Stewie gets to know Hannah Montana (voice of singer Candace Marie) when she arrives in Quahog for a... more
CARTOON Tue, Nov 17
3:30 AM
Brian's Got a Brand New Bag
Brian falls in love with an older woman, and he takes flak from the rest of the Griffins for it.... more
CARTOON Tue, Nov 17
11:00 PM
Model Misbehavior
One-time Miss Teen Rhode Island Lois fulfills her dream of becoming a model. It's a thrill (and... more
CARTOON Tue, Nov 17
11:30 PM
Peter's Got Woods
Peter and James Woods (who lends his voice) become fast friends when Woods shows up in Quahog. He's... more
CARTOON Wed, Nov 18
3:00 AM
Model Misbehavior
One-time Miss Teen Rhode Island Lois fulfills her dream of becoming a model. It's a thrill (and... more
CARTOON Wed, Nov 18
3:30 AM
Peter's Got Woods
Peter and James Woods (who lends his voice) become fast friends when Woods shows up in Quahog. He's... more
CARTOON Wed, Nov 18
11:00 PM
Perfect Castaway
Peter, Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire are lost at sea for months. Happily they're rescued, but Peter's... more
CARTOON Wed, Nov 18
11:30 PM
Jungle Love
Chris, a victim of freshman hazing in high school, runs away to South America. Meanwhile, Peter... more
CARTOON Thu, Nov 19
3:00 AM
Perfect Castaway
Peter, Joe, Cleveland and Quagmire are lost at sea for months. Happily they're rescued, but Peter's... more
CARTOON Thu, Nov 19
3:30 AM
Jungle Love
Chris, a victim of freshman hazing in high school, runs away to South America. Meanwhile, Peter... more
TBS Thu, Nov 19
8:00 PM
E Peterbus Unum
When Peter goes to City Hall for a pool permit, he discovers that the Griffin house is not located... more
TBS Thu, Nov 19
8:30 PM
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
Brian, depressed over bad luck in love, is convicted of DUI and sentenced to care for an ornery old... more
CARTOON Thu, Nov 19
11:00 PM
PTV
When a “trouser malfunction” at the Emmy Awards leads to an FCC crackdown on TV, Peter fights back... more
CARTOON Thu, Nov 19
11:30 PM
Brian Goes Back to College
After getting fired from his writing job at the New Yorker because he lacks a college degree, Brian... more
CARTOON Fri, Nov 20
3:00 AM
PTV
When a “trouser malfunction” at the Emmy Awards leads to an FCC crackdown on TV, Peter fights back... more
CARTOON Fri, Nov 20
3:30 AM
Brian Goes Back to College
After getting fired from his writing job at the New Yorker because he lacks a college degree, Brian... more
TBS Fri, Nov 20
8:00 PM
The Story on Page One
Luke Perry (who provides his own voice) is the subject of Meg's journalistic excess. Actually, it's... more
TBS Fri, Nov 20
8:30 PM
You May Now Kiss the...Uh, Guy Who Receives
Brian's gay cousin Jasper arrives for a visit and announces that he's marrying his boyfriend, and... more
FOX Sun, Nov 22
9:00 PM
Jerome Is the New Black New
Peter and his pals miss Cleveland so much that they decide to replace him with a guy named Jerome... more
CARTOON Sun, Nov 22
10:30 PM
No Chris Left Behind
After Chris is expelled from public school, he's sent to the same snooty boarding school that Lois'... more
CARTOON Sun, Nov 22
11:00 PM
Three Kings
Stephen King meets "The Family Guy" (with vocal help from Richard Dreyfuss, Roy Scheider and George... more
CARTOON Mon, Nov 23
2:30 AM
No Chris Left Behind
After Chris is expelled from public school, he's sent to the same snooty boarding school that Lois'... more
CARTOON Mon, Nov 23
3:00 AM
Three Kings
Stephen King meets "The Family Guy" (with vocal help from Richard Dreyfuss, Roy Scheider and George... more
TBS Mon, Nov 23
8:00 PM
Peterotica
Peter writes dirty novels and his father-in-law, Carter Pewterschmidt, decides to publish... more
TBS Mon, Nov 23
8:30 PM
Model Misbehavior
One-time Miss Teen Rhode Island Lois fulfills her dream of becoming a model. It's a thrill (and... more
TBS Mon, Nov 23
9:00 PM
Prick Up Your Ears
Lois teaches sex education at James Woods High, but is fired when other parents protest, so... more
TBS Mon, Nov 23
9:30 PM
Mother Tucker
Phyllis Diller provides the voice of Peter's mother, who shows up and announces that she's leaving... more
TBS Mon, Nov 23
10:00 PM
The Juice Is Loose
Peter cashes in a winning 1989 raffle ticket that he had lost. The prize: a round of golf with O.J.... more
TBS Mon, Nov 23
10:30 PM
FOX-y Lady
Lois gets a job as a cable-news reporter. Her first assignment: an exposé of a certain liberal... more
CARTOON Mon, Nov 23
11:00 PM
Quagmire's Baby New
Quagmire becomes a not-so-proud papa and quickly realizes that fatherhood crimps his style. He also... more
CARTOON Tue, Nov 24
12:30 AM
Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
Lois turns out to be a kleptomaniac and soon finds herself in jail, which leaves the Griffin... more
CARTOON Tue, Nov 24
3:00 AM
Quagmire's Baby
Quagmire becomes a not-so-proud papa and quickly realizes that fatherhood crimps his style. He also... more
CARTOON Tue, Nov 24
4:30 AM
Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
Lois turns out to be a kleptomaniac and soon finds herself in jail, which leaves the Griffin... more
CARTOON Tue, Nov 24
11:00 PM
The Courtship of Stewie's Father
Stewie has been taking out his aggressions on Lois, and she decides that the reason is because he... more
CARTOON Tue, Nov 24
11:30 PM
The Fat Guy Strangler
Lois discovers that she has a brother (voice of Robert Downey Jr.). He's a patient in a mental... more
CARTOON Wed, Nov 25
3:00 AM
The Courtship of Stewie's Father
Stewie has been taking out his aggressions on Lois, and she decides that the reason is because he... more
CARTOON Wed, Nov 25
3:30 AM
The Fat Guy Strangler
Lois discovers that she has a brother (voice of Robert Downey Jr.). He's a patient in a mental... more
CARTOON Wed, Nov 25
11:00 PM
Brian Sings and Swings
After being hit by a car driven by Peter, a depressed Brian teams up on stage with Frank Sinatra... more

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Premise: Nihilistic animated antics of the grousing Griffins, including dad Peter, who's stupid, lazy and nasty; mom Lois, who's none of the above; teenagers Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his year; and family dog Brian, the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular characters, as well as a variety of guest characters. Fox canceled the show in 2002, then resurrected it in 2005 after it became a top-selling DVD.

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