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Family Guy Season 7 episodes

Peter's Progress Season 7, Episode 16

A fortune-teller tells the family guys and gals (and dog) of their past lives in Merrie Olde England in the age of King Stewart and the new American colony Quahog (founded by an earlier version of Peter). "How I Met Your Mother" stars Jason Segel, Neil Patrick Harris and Josh Radnor have voice cameos as themselves. read more

Three Kings Season 7, Episode 15

Stephen King meets "The Family Guy" (with vocal help from Richard Dreyfuss, Roy Scheider and George Wendt). The tales include 12-year-old Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe heading off in search of a dead body and finding themselves; Brian getting rescued by his "No. 1 fan"---Stewie---after being hurt in a car crash; and Cleveland and Peter becoming friends in prison. Voice of Stephen King: Danny Smith. read more

We Love You Conrad Season 7, Episode 14

Jillian (voice of Drew Barrymore) announces her engagement to a guy who is, for all intents and purposes, perfect. So Brian gets drunk---and hooks up with Lauren Conrad of "The Hills" (providing her own voice), who turns out to be no slouch herself. Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon and Craig Ferguson have voice cameos as themselves, as does Conrad's "Hills" costar Audrina Patridge. read more

Stew-Roids Season 7, Episode 13

Stewie decides he needs a pair of six-pack abs after getting whipped in a fight by Joe's baby daughter. Meanwhile, Chris begins dating one of his school's popular girls. Wentworth Miller and Chace Crawford have voice cameos as high-school students. read more

420 Season 7, Episode 12

Quahog goes up in smoke when Mayor West legalizes marijuana in town. Spearheading the measure: Brian, after he's caught with his stash and jailed. But first, Quagmire undergoes a personality transformation after he acquires a cat. read more

Not All Dogs Go to Heaven Season 7, Episode 11

Stewie fumes when he's unable to question "Star Trek: The Next Generation" cast members at Quahog's Star Trek convention, so he builds a transporter and beams them to his bedroom. "Next Generation" cast members provide voice cameos. Among them: Patrick Stewart; Levar Burton; Gates McFadden; Michael Dorn; Wil Wheaton; and Jonathan Frakes. read more

FOX-y Lady Season 7, Episode 10

Lois gets a job as a cable-news reporter. Her first assignment: an exposé of a certain liberal documentary filmmaker who's usually seen wearing a baseball cap. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris dream up a cartoon show to pitch to a network. read more

The Juice Is Loose Season 7, Episode 9

Peter cashes in a winning 1989 raffle ticket that he had lost. The prize: a round of golf with O.J. Simpson. Peter, who had been unaware of Simpson's notoriety, thinks this is a fine idea. Not surprisingly, no one else does. read more

Family Gay Season 7, Episode 8

To pay for damages caused by a mentally challenged horse he bought at an auction, Peter takes a job as a subject for medical experiments. First, he's injected with the "Seth Rogen gene," then with a lifestyle-changing gene. Guest voices include Rogen (as himself). read more

Ocean's 3.5 Season 7, Episode 7

After Bonnie (voice of Jennifer Tilly) has a baby, husband Joe must come up with $20,000 to pay the medical bills. The situation soon becomes desperate, calling for desperate measures. Meanwhile, Stewie falls hard for the baby, a girl named Susie, and struggles to write a song for her. read more

Tales of a Third Grade Nothing Season 7, Episode 6

Peter strives for a promotion at the brewery because he wants a key to the executive bathroom, but first he has to go back to school because he never passed third grade. Meanwhile, Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. (who provides his own voice) buy the down-on-its-heels Quahog Cabana Club, but it's Stewie who livens it up. Voice of Angela: Carrie Fisher. read more

The Man With Two Brians Season 7, Episode 5

Eight-year-old Brian (who is 56 in dog years) seems to have lost a step or two, so Peter gets a new talking dog---New Brian---to "take some of the load off" the old one, who doesn't like the idea at all. Johnny Knoxville has a voice cameo as himself. read more

Baby Not on Board Season 7, Episode 4

Peter gets a year's supply of free gasoline and takes the family on a driving vacation. Destination: the Grand Canyon. The only thing missing: Stewie, who's inadvertently left home alone. read more

Road to Germany Season 7, Episode 3

Mort Goldman mistakenly enters Stewie's time machine (he thought it was a bathroom) and is transported back to Poland on Sept. 1, 1939. It's the day of his grandparents' wedding, as it happens, but the Nazis interrupt the reception. read more

I Dream of Jesus Season 7, Episode 2

Peter makes friends with Jesus Christ, who works in the record store Peter goes to in order to replace his copy of the 1963 Trashmen hit "Surfin' Bird," which Brian and Stewie had destroyed because Peter wouldn't stop playing it. read more

Love, Blactually Season 7, Episode 1

In the seventh-season opener, Brian falls in love with a woman he meets in a bookstore, but Stewie urges him to take the relationship slowly, then proceeds to see that he does. This leaves an opening for the lovelorn Cleveland (voice of Mike Henry, who wrote the script). Meredith Baxter has a voice cameo as herself. read more

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Premiered: May 01, 2005, on FOX
Rating: TV-14
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Premise: Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular characters. In 2002, Fox dumped the show, but revived it in 2005 after it became a top-selling DVD.

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