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Family Guy Episodes on FOX

2005, TV Show

Seasons:

1
- Brian: Portrait of a Dog (Original Airdate May 16, 1999)
- The Son Also Draws (Original Airdate May 9, 1999)
- A Hero Sits Next Door (Original Airdate May 2, 1999)
- Mind Over Murder (Original Airdate Apr 25, 1999)
- Chitty Chitty Death Bang (Original Airdate Apr 18, 1999)
- I Never Met the Dead Man (Original Airdate Apr 11, 1999)
- Death Has a Shadow (Original Airdate Jan 31, 1999)
2
- Fore, Father (Original Airdate Aug 1, 2000)
- Wasted Talent (Original Airdate Jul 25, 2000)
- The Story on Page One (Original Airdate Jul 18, 2000)
- E Peterbus Unum (Original Airdate Jul 12, 2000)
- There's Something About Paulie (Original Airdate Jun 27, 2000)
- He's Too Sexy for His Fat (Original Airdate Jun 27, 2000)
- Dammit, Janet! (Original Airdate Jun 13, 2000)
- Let's Go to the Hop (Original Airdate Jun 6, 2000)
- Road to Rhode Island (Original Airdate May 30, 2000)
- Fifteen Minutes of Shame (Original Airdate Apr 25, 2000)
- A Picture's Worth a Thousand Bucks (Original Airdate Apr 18, 2000)
- Running Mates (Original Airdate Apr 11, 2000)
- If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' (Original Airdate Apr 4, 2000)
- I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar (Original Airdate Mar 28, 2000)
- The King Is Dead (Original Airdate Mar 28, 2000)
- Death Is a Bitch (Original Airdate Mar 21, 2000)
- Love Thy Trophy (Original Airdate Mar 14, 2000)
- Brian in Love (Original Airdate Mar 7, 2000)
- Da Boom (Original Airdate Dec 26, 1999)
- Holy Crap (Original Airdate Sep 30, 1999)
- Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater (Original Airdate Sep 23, 1999)
3
- When You Wish Upon a Weinstein (Original Airdate Nov 9, 2003)
- Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 (Original Airdate Feb 14, 2002)
- Road to Europe (Original Airdate Feb 7, 2002)
- Stuck Together, Torn Apart (Original Airdate Jan 31, 2002)
- From Method to Madness (Original Airdate Jan 24, 2002)
- Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows (Original Airdate Jan 17, 2002)
- A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (Original Airdate Dec 21, 2001)
- Ready, Willing and Disabled (Original Airdate Dec 20, 2001)
- Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? (Original Airdate Dec 6, 2001)
- Screwed the Pooch (Original Airdate Nov 29, 2001)
- To Love and Die in Dixie (Original Airdate Nov 15, 2001)
- Emission Impossible (Original Airdate Nov 8, 2001)
- Fish out of Water (Original Airdate Sep 19, 2001)
- Mr. Saturday Knight (Original Airdate Sep 5, 2001)
- The Kiss Seen Round the World (Original Airdate Aug 29, 2001)
- Lethal Weapons (Original Airdate Aug 22, 2001)
- Death Lives (Original Airdate Aug 15, 2001)
- And the Wiener Is... (Original Airdate Aug 8, 2001)
- One if by Clam, Two if by Sea (Original Airdate Aug 1, 2001)
- Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington (Original Airdate Jul 25, 2001)
- Brian Does Hollywood (Original Airdate Jul 18, 2001)
- The Thin White Line (Original Airdate Jul 11, 2001)
4
- Stewie B. Goode (Original Airdate May 21, 2006)
- Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure (Original Airdate May 21, 2006)
- Bango Was His Name-O (Original Airdate May 21, 2006)
- Untitled Griffin Family History (Original Airdate May 14, 2006)
- Petergeist (Original Airdate May 7, 2006)
- You May Now Kiss the...Uh, Guy Who Receives (Original Airdate Apr 30, 2006)
- Peterotica (Original Airdate Apr 23, 2006)
- Deep Throats (Original Airdate Apr 9, 2006)
- Sibling Rivalry (Original Airdate Mar 26, 2006)
- I Take Thee, Quagmire (Original Airdate Mar 12, 2006)
- Patriot Games (Original Airdate Jan 29, 2006)
- Brian Sings and Swings (Original Airdate Jan 8, 2006)
- The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz (Original Airdate Dec 18, 2005)
- The Fat Guy Strangler (Original Airdate Nov 27, 2005)
- The Courtship of Stewie's Father (Original Airdate Nov 20, 2005)
- Brian Goes Back to College (Original Airdate Nov 13, 2005)
- PTV (Original Airdate Nov 6, 2005)
- Jungle Love (Original Airdate Sep 25, 2005)
- Perfect Castaway (Original Airdate Sep 18, 2005)
- Peter's Got Woods (Original Airdate Sep 11, 2005)
- Model Misbehavior (Original Airdate Jul 24, 2005)
- Breaking Out Is Hard to Do (Original Airdate Jul 17, 2005)
- 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter (Original Airdate Jul 10, 2005)
- Brian the Bachelor (Original Airdate Jun 26, 2005)
- Petarded (Original Airdate Jun 19, 2005)
- The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire (Original Airdate Jun 12, 2005)
- Don't Make Me Over (Original Airdate Jun 5, 2005)
- Blind Ambition (Original Airdate May 15, 2005)
- Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High (Original Airdate May 8, 2005)
- North by North Quahog (Original Airdate May 1, 2005)
5
- Meet the Quagmires (Original Airdate May 20, 2007)
- It Takes a Village Idiot (Original Airdate May 13, 2007)
- No Chris Left Behind (Original Airdate May 6, 2007)
- Boys Do Cry (Original Airdate Apr 29, 2007)
- No Meals on Wheels (Original Airdate Mar 25, 2007)
- Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey (Original Airdate Mar 11, 2007)
- Airport '07 (Original Airdate Mar 4, 2007)
- The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou (Original Airdate Feb 18, 2007)
- Peter's Two Dads (Original Airdate Feb 11, 2007)
- Road to Rupert (Original Airdate Jan 28, 2007)
- Barely Legal (Original Airdate Dec 17, 2006)
- Chick Cancer (Original Airdate Nov 26, 2006)
- Prick Up Your Ears (Original Airdate Nov 19, 2006)
- Whistle While Your Wife Works (Original Airdate Nov 12, 2006)
- Saving Private Brian (Original Airdate Nov 5, 2006)
- Hell Comes to Quahog (Original Airdate Sep 24, 2006)
- Mother Tucker (Original Airdate Sep 17, 2006)
- Stewie Loves Lois (Original Airdate Sep 10, 2006)
6
- Long John Peter (Original Airdate May 4, 2008)
- The Former Life of Brian (Original Airdate Apr 27, 2008)
- Play It Again, Brian (Original Airdate Mar 2, 2008)
- Back to the Woods (Original Airdate Feb 17, 2008)
- McStroke (Original Airdate Jan 13, 2008)
- Peter's Daughter (Original Airdate Nov 25, 2007)
- Padre de Familia (Original Airdate Nov 18, 2007)
- Lois Kills Stewie (Original Airdate Nov 12, 2007)
- Stewie Kills Lois (Original Airdate Nov 5, 2007)
- Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air (Original Airdate Oct 7, 2007)
- Movin' Out (Brian's Song) (Original Airdate Sep 30, 2007)
- Blue Harvest (Original Airdate Sep 23, 2007)
- Blue Harvest (Original Airdate Sep 23, 2007)
7
- Peter's Progress (Original Airdate May 17, 2009)
- Three Kings (Original Airdate May 10, 2009)
- We Love You Conrad (Original Airdate May 3, 2009)
- Stew-Roids (Original Airdate Apr 26, 2009)
- 420 (Original Airdate Apr 19, 2009)
- Not All Dogs Go to Heaven (Original Airdate Mar 29, 2009)
- FOX-y Lady (Original Airdate Mar 22, 2009)
- The Juice Is Loose (Original Airdate Mar 15, 2009)
- Family Gay (Original Airdate Mar 8, 2009)
- Ocean's 3.5 (Original Airdate Feb 15, 2009)
- Tales of a Third Grade Nothing (Original Airdate Nov 16, 2008)
- The Man With Two Brians (Original Airdate Nov 9, 2008)
- Baby Not on Board (Original Airdate Nov 2, 2008)
- Road to Germany (Original Airdate Oct 19, 2008)
- I Dream of Jesus (Original Airdate Oct 5, 2008)
- Love, Blactually (Original Airdate Sep 28, 2008)
8
- Something, Something, Something Dark Side, Conclusion (Original Airdate May 23, 2010)
- Something, Something, Something Dark Side, Part 1 (Original Airdate May 23, 2010)
- The Splendid Source (Original Airdate May 16, 2010)
- Quagmire's Dad (Original Airdate May 9, 2010)
- Brian & Stewie (Original Airdate May 2, 2010)
- April in Quahog (Original Airdate Apr 11, 2010)
- Brian Griffin's House of Payne (Original Airdate Mar 28, 2010)
- Peter-assment (Original Airdate Mar 21, 2010)
- Go Stewie Go (Original Airdate Mar 14, 2010)
- Extra-Large Medium (Original Airdate Feb 14, 2010)
- Dial Meg for Murder (Original Airdate Jan 31, 2010)
- Big Man on Hippocampus (Original Airdate Jan 3, 2010)
- Business Guy (Original Airdate Dec 13, 2009)
- Dog Gone (Original Airdate Nov 29, 2009)
- Jerome Is the New Black (Original Airdate Nov 22, 2009)
- Quagmire's Baby (Original Airdate Nov 15, 2009)
- Hannah Banana (Original Airdate Nov 8, 2009)
- Brian's Got a Brand New Bag (Original Airdate Nov 8, 2009)
- Spies Reminiscent of Us (Original Airdate Oct 11, 2009)
- Family Goy (Original Airdate Oct 4, 2009)
- Road to the Multiverse (Original Airdate Sep 27, 2009)
9
- It's a Trap! (Part 2) (Original Airdate May 22, 2011)
- It's a Trap! (Part 1) (Original Airdate May 22, 2011)
- Foreign Affairs (Original Airdate May 15, 2011)
- The Big Bang Theory (Original Airdate May 8, 2011)
- Brothers & Sisters (Original Airdate Apr 17, 2011)
- Tiegs for Two (Original Airdate Apr 10, 2011)
- Trading Places (Original Airdate Mar 20, 2011)
- The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair (Original Airdate Mar 6, 2011)
- German Guy (Original Airdate Feb 20, 2011)
- Friends of Peter G. (Original Airdate Feb 13, 2011)
- And I'm Joyce Kinney (Original Airdate Jan 16, 2011)
- New Kidney in Town (Original Airdate Jan 9, 2011)
- Road to the North Pole (Original Airdate Dec 12, 2010)
- Road to the North Pole (Original Airdate Dec 12, 2010)
- Brian Writes a Bestseller (Original Airdate Nov 21, 2010)
- Baby, You Knock Me Out (Original Airdate Nov 14, 2010)
- Halloween on Spooner Street (Original Airdate Nov 7, 2010)
- Welcome Back Carter (Original Airdate Oct 10, 2010)
- Excellence in Broadcasting (Original Airdate Oct 3, 2010)
- And Then There Were Fewer - Part 2 (Original Airdate Sep 26, 2010)
- And Then There Were Fewer - Part 1 (Original Airdate Sep 26, 2010)
10
- Internal Affairs (Original Airdate May 20, 2012)
- Viewer Mail #2 (Original Airdate May 20, 2012)
- Tea Peter (Original Airdate May 13, 2012)
- Leggo My Meg-O (Original Airdate May 6, 2012)
- Mr. and Mrs. Stewie (Original Airdate Apr 29, 2012)
- You Can't Do That on Television, Peter (Original Airdate Apr 1, 2012)
- Forget-Me-Not (Original Airdate Mar 18, 2012)
- Killer Queen (Original Airdate Mar 11, 2012)
- Burning Down the Bayit (Original Airdate Mar 4, 2012)
- Be Careful What You Fish For (Original Airdate Feb 19, 2012)
- Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream (Original Airdate Feb 12, 2012)
- Livin' on a Prayer (Original Airdate Jan 29, 2012)
- The Blind Side (Original Airdate Jan 15, 2012)
- Quagmire and Meg (Original Airdate Jan 8, 2012)
- Grumpy Old Man (Original Airdate Dec 11, 2011)
- Cool Hand Peter (Original Airdate Dec 4, 2011)
- Amish Guy (Original Airdate Nov 27, 2011)
- Thanksgiving (Original Airdate Nov 20, 2011)
- Back to the Pilot (Original Airdate Nov 13, 2011)
- Stewie Goes for a Drive (Original Airdate Nov 6, 2011)
- Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q (Original Airdate Oct 30, 2011)
- Seahorse Seashell Party (Original Airdate Oct 2, 2011)
- Lottery Fever (Original Airdate Sep 25, 2011)
11
- No Country Club for Old Men (Original Airdate May 19, 2013)
- Road to Vegas (Original Airdate May 19, 2013)
- Farmer Guy (Original Airdate May 12, 2013)
- Save the Clam (Original Airdate May 5, 2013)
- Total Recall (Original Airdate Apr 28, 2013)
- Bigfat (Original Airdate Apr 14, 2013)
- 12 and a Half Angry Men (Original Airdate Mar 24, 2013)
- Turban Cowboy (Original Airdate Mar 17, 2013)
- Call Girl (Original Airdate Mar 10, 2013)
- Chris Cross (Original Airdate Feb 17, 2013)
- Valentine's Day in Quahog (Original Airdate Feb 10, 2013)
- The Giggity Wife (Original Airdate Jan 27, 2013)
- Brian's Play (Original Airdate Jan 13, 2013)
- Space Cadet (Original Airdate Jan 6, 2013)
- Jesus, Mary and Joseph! (Original Airdate Dec 16, 2012)
- Friends Without Benefits (Original Airdate Dec 9, 2012)
- Lois Comes Out of Her Shell (Original Airdate Nov 25, 2012)
- Joe's Revenge (Original Airdate Nov 18, 2012)
- Yug Ylimaf (Original Airdate Nov 11, 2012)
- The Old Man and the Big 'C' (Original Airdate Nov 4, 2012)
- Ratings Guy (Original Airdate Oct 7, 2012)
- Into Fat Air (Original Airdate Sep 30, 2012)

Family Guy Episode: "8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter"

Season 4, Episode 8

Episode Synopsis: Peter runs up a huge tab at Mort Goldman's pharmacy, and settles it by selling Meg to Mort, whose nerdy son Neil has a crush on her. Of course, Meg can't stand Neil. Meanwhile, the Griffins search for a babysitter for Stewie. Original Air Date: Jul 10, 2005

Guest Cast Ralph Garman: Announcer/Dustin Hoffman Hillary Tuck: Blonde Woman/Cecilia Denis Martel: Santos JoAnna Garcia: Liddane

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Family Guy: 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

Season 4, Episode 8
Peter gets a prescription he can't fill.
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Aired: 7/10/2005
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Premiered: May 01, 2005, on FOX

Rating: TV-14

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Premise: Animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffins, a family that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and lazy, mom Lois is none of the above. Then there are hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy baby Stewie, who's wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and family dog Brian, who might be the smartest of the lot. Series creator Seth MacFarlane voices many of the regular characters. In 2002, Fox dumped the show, but revived it in 2005 after it became a top-selling DVD.

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Seth Green Chris	Mila Kunis Meg
Patrick Warburton Joe	Adam West Mayor West

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