Dirty Sexy Money Episodes

2007, TV Show

Dirty Sexy Money Season 1 episodes

“The Nutcracker” Season 1, Episode 10

Im not sure how many more eps of Dirty Sexy Money are in the can but I am worried we are going to get stuck in the middle of a serious cliff hangar I suspected when Tripp got on the phone and told the person on the line to find out what Simon wanted with the Darlings financials that it was Karen But I wasnt really sure until the last scene So if shes getting busy with Simon for her Dad then what are her reasons Is it just to get Nick Walking into the Nutcracker crying certainly got his attention Though I think Tripps reasons are far more business related And theres some question as to whether Tripp isnt using Nick to make it seem though hes protecting Karen from Simon And speaking of which Simon inviting Karen over to meet his ex was a little mean he could have warned her at least Because if he is just using her then why did he want to get approval from his ex unless Could the Princess be in cahoots with him aga read more

“The Watch” Season 1, Episode 9

Its all happeningOh how I hate to gloat but way back in the second episode of Dirty Sexy Money The Lions I offered the following Did we see a tiny glimmer of kindness from the bitter Brian when he sent the boy to bed Perhaps he and Nick are half-brothers Or could it be that Tish and Dutch had two children Brian and Nick the other set of twins Hmmm Tooting ones horn is so unbecoming but TOOT TOOT Many of you had the same idea as well so Im sure I wasnt the first to think it I just got to point it out Good to know were all on the same track Im still not 100 certain that Tish isnt somehow Nicks mom as well The boys are the same age And Nicks mother was quick to dismiss him Once again I say HmmmSo we have confirmation that Brian and Nick are brothers if we didnt know before the show started we should have been able to tell as they strode side by side into the courtroom be read more

“The Country House” Season 1, Episode 8

If there was ever a thrill-a-minute Dirty Sexy Money tonights episode was the one Simon Elder has a different name one I imagine starts with the letter C no doubt I could not believe that he had the cahones to dynamite the old Darling Plaza Has he no heart Has he not seen those touching scenes of Tripp waxing nostalgic about the 15-story building he once called home Ah cruelty As if that wasnt shocking enough Ellen really pulled the rabbit out of the hat when she shot Paddy in the leg and boy did he deserve it We knew she had it in her when she invited Carmelita to tea and yet it was a complete surprise when she pulled the trigger It was the emotional relationship with Carmlita that pushed Ellen over the edge more than the sexual one More power to you sister Patrick was such a mamby-pamby during Ellen and Carms meeting it begs the question how does a guy like Patrick have two women fighting over him Ellens face when read more

“The Wedding” Season 1, Episode 7

Or not Karen and Freddie were married in a beautiful ceremony and divorced 45 minutes later a record even for her We knew she wouldnt last long with the second-rate golfer but the big news was that she finally admitted that she is in love with Nick I found it rather sad that she was so freaked out when Freddie got down on his knees and professed his love for her and she immediately requested a divorce He did get 3 million worth of Dirty Sexy Money so how hard could it really be Letitia tried to drink the candle when Karen said she wanted to marry Nick and asked Karen to let me help you completely conspiratorially All I can say is Karen may be a lot of nasty things but she looks good without makeup When Karen kissed Nick he ran guiltily home to Lisa and told her how much he loved her Im yours he repeated twice because everyone on this show has two loves Somehow I wasnt totally convinced the second was for his wifePatri read more

“The Game” Season 1, Episode 6

Two words Freddie rapping Fantastic The Game was not a Halloween reference to bobbing for candy-covered apples or pinning the tail on the ghoul It referred to a high-stakes poker game where money you know its Dirty Sexy Money is worthless and real estate is king I had a heart attack just watching them toss around 80 million at a time I didnt understand why Tripp would argue with Nick in front of the poker players I found it unlike Nick for pushing something that hard with Tripp although when I learned the truth behind it it made more sense Tripp folded but I wonder what hand he actually had He may have thrown the game My favorite scene of the entire show was when the brothers played the video game It was too short-lived But one of the best lines came from that scene Doesnt your conscience feel the tiniest prick Not until you walked in Brian Funny and so nice to see the brothers interacting They dont get to do that read more

"The Bridge" Season 1, Episode 5

OK first things first Tish didnt reveal the truth about which child was not Tripps That really ticks me off However did you catch Tishs expression when Tripp brought up the twins and called them different Priceless Dirty Sexy Money mixes it up again Also its official I love the twins They fought over their birthday party and found that 1 million was not enough to split This should be my problem Juliets Marie Antoinette birthday party was almost as over-the-top as Jeremys party on the Brooklyn Bridge The expression she had on her face when she talked about kissing that good-looking boy was hilarious I hope she never gets Botox And once she saw him kissing another girl she cried Let them eat cake Jeremy was off his rocker weaving along nearly naked on the Brooklyn Bridge singing All By Myself He wins the craziest-twin award this week Hes a terrible singer But it was so sad I1 read more

"The Chiavennasca" Season 1, Episode 4

Is it just me or has this show gotten better every week Darn I love the Darlings This week I laughed I cried I clapped and screamed along with both Brian Jr and Juliet Dirty Sexy Money HoorayLisa spoke more in the first minute of this episode than in the whole series And we finally found out that she works in a gallery And picks up a lot of dry cleaningWith the truth of Tish and Dutchs affair on the table Tripp began to question The children are they all mine Tish tried to tell him she was absolutely sure that they were his but he did not believe her And honestly would anyone His speech to her was another riveting performance Im thrilled to see this high level of quality from network TV By letting Tishs OBGYN know that he was aware that a certain painting was fake Tripp found a way to get his childrens DNA The doctor let out a gasp that could have woken the dead I thought he might evaporate into thin air Tripp told Nick about Har read more

“The Italian Banker” Season 1, Episode 3

So weve got a sex tape and weve got an Italian banker Hmm how do these two things fit together What exactly was on that tape Weve got dirty weve got sexy and weve got Money lots of it Who wouldnt love walking into a vault full of fresh new money Even Nick held that bag with a million dollars in it for half of the show And Paolo the Darling familys Italian banker let us know that the inspiration for the sexual position known as the Italian banker was his grandfather Dirty Sexy Money sure started with a bangDoes anyone know what music was playing when the Italian banker opened the vault It was perfect as if the gates of Heaven had just openedThe intercut between Nicks interview of each of the Darling kids about the sex tape was really well done Karen singing Styxs Babe I Love You from the mix tape Nick made her when they were 12 was precious The botched sale of the sex tape was hilariousBest lines 149 Having Natalie here read more

“The Lions” Season 1, Episode 2

What a fitting episode title for the second installment of Dirty Sexy Money Truths were revealed and secrets were kept hidden a little longer So much happened in this ep I dont even know where to start Some immediate highlights 149 The photo shoot as rebranding the family as fresh hip 149 Patrick announcing his candidacy for the Senate based on his girlfriends suggestion149 Tripp reciting William Wordsworth149 Tripp speaking SwedishFantastic linesJuliet I want to be normal size Brian Shell take you back if I have to shoot you at her out of a cannonNick to Daisy Tell me no one from the family called Daisy to Nick No just the lion wranglerTish Were all capable of everythingOne of the things I love most about the show is the father-and-son theme Nick and Dutch His relationship with Tripp is very much like father and son Tripp and his sons Brian and his read more

"Pilot" Season 1, Episode 1

Oh for the love of money Dirty Sexy Money that is Welcome to the world of the Darlings and their nonprofit-minded lawyer Nick George With a stellar cast including Peter Krause Donald Sutherland Jill Clayburgh and William Baldwin ABC just might have a killer hit on their hands We quickly learn of Nicks propensity to be a do-gooder and the Darling familys propensity to get in a lot of trouble This juxtaposition between Nicks righteousness and the Darlings sense of privilege plays intriguingly oft times to great humor Nick begins questioning whether the love of money is the root of all evil and ends wondering if maybe money isnt the real problem maybe its people wanting too much of anything The brief recap For 10 million plus an undisclosed amount for salary Nick George accepts the job his father used to hold as family lawyer to the richest family in New York the Darlings The family has very few boundaries when it comes to ot read more

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Premiered: September 26, 2007, on ABC
Rating: TV-PG
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Premise: A wealthy and unscrupulous family become the headache of a lawyer who takes over as their counsel when his father passes away.



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