Tongue-tied twenty-something Sean can't get beyond "How ya doin" when he tries to meet the ladies, so his friends play Cyrano by telling him what to say to girls. Patti gives Sean some tough advice and helps him realize that he has to leave the well-intentioned crutch of his friends behind if he's ever going to find true love. Her other client Tonya has turned to adult videos to satisfy her needs after being scarred by a difficult relationship, but now the man on the sex tapes has gone beyond just being a physical pleasure and has become a full-blown fantasy boyfriend. Things get heated when Patti tries to take away Tonya's TV Romeo.
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Length: 20:42
Posted: 1/2/2008
Lookout, it's Party Mom! When Brenda, a 40-something mother of two, walks into Patti's office with a fondness for rocker boys in tight jeans, it's time to help her get real about the kind of man she deserves - but first, Brenda has to walk the straigh-and-narrow and break up with her already-attached boyfriend. Meanwhile, Patti has to figure out what's going on with her nerve-wracked poem-spouting client Kevin, the one poet in the world who can't find love. It won't be easy finding an artsy girl in Buffalo, but when Patti finds her, will Kevin rhyme his way into her heart or will his nerves get the better of him?
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Length: 20:43
Aired: 6/23/2007
Patti's client Jack might as well be tattooed "Fratboy Forever" - he's almost forty but still partying with the college girls, traveling with a rowdy posse, and behaving like a wild kid. When Patti visits Jack at home she makes some surprising discoveries. Will Jack be able to behave like a grown-up or will he just turn into another old guy at the bar? Meanwhile Patti's client Andrea is 55 going on 85, and Patti's got a huge challenge getting Andrea to young up and understand that "fifty is the new thirty".
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Length: 21:01
Aired: 7/28/2007
Patti's latest client Jamie looks like the girl that has it all--she's young, intelligent, attractive, and friendly. Then why is she surrounded by cats--and birds, and flying squirrels? Patti has to help Jamie get to the bottom of her pet obsession and in love with a real man, before she turns into cat lady. Meanwhile, young Republican Grant struggles with finding love as a button-down-boy in a blue-jean town. Patti helps Grant let his hair down and take the bull by the horns.
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Length: 21:01
Aired: 8/4/2007
