Alice and Danny plan to elope, but their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. With the bride and groom MIA, Jane and Steve opt to renew their vows. The Garf: Stephen Tobolowsky. Johnny: Terry Chen. Fred: Leslie Odom Jr. Bob Baron: Jack Conley. Francis: David Anthony Higgins.
Jane's ex-boyfriend gets her stoned; the Garf becomes upset when he learns Steve doesn't want his daughter to marry Danny; and Alice and Danny consider eloping. The Garf: Stephen Tobolowsky. Johnny: Terry Chen. Freddy: Leslie Odom Jr. Dr. Scott: Eddie McClintock. Photographer: DeForest Mapp.
Steve becomes jealous when Jane's ex-boyfriend shows up, while Skobo is envious of Becca's wedding date. Meanwhile, Danny gets a case of cold feet; and Lorna hires a new photographer, who happens to be the ex-fiancé who dumped her. Johnny: Terry Chen. Fred: Leslie Odom Jr. David: Tony Hale. Dr. Scott: Eddie McClintock. Brittany: Anne Dudek.
A birthday party thrown by neighbors causes problems when the kids attack the wedding staff with paintball guns and a clown steals Alice's dress. Meanwhile, Danny invites some extra guests, and Jane hopes to rehire Lorna.
When Lorna stands up to Jane, it results in her dismissal. Meanwhile, Skobo loses the wedding rings; Alice feels threatened by a bridesmaid with very large breasts; and Steve is called to the hospital for an emergency.
Alice and Danny take a lesson to prepare for their wedding dance. Alice moves awkwardly with Danny, but he and her mom are perfectly in step as dance partners. Meanwhile, Becca's unhappy that her father enjoyed raising Alice more than her. Johnny: Terry Chen. Fred: Leslie Odom Jr.
The couple's honeymoon island is taken over by rebels, and Danny begs Skobo to use his connections to book a suitable alternative. Meanwhile, the Garf dreams that Steve dies before the wedding, and Alice worries about writing her vows.
The guys make a detour to a strip club after picking up their tuxes; Lorna deals with a rival wedding planner to get a replacement tent; and Alice bets her wedding gifts in a board game with Becca. Johnny: Terry Chen. Fred: Leslie Odom Jr.
Danny's father, “The Garf,” bicycles in for the wedding from Maine, and his offer to give massages to Alice's family creates an awkward situation. Meanwhile, a feud between Becca and Skobo threatens the wedding.
Alice fights with her mom over the salad being served at the reception. Meanwhile, one of the groomsmen has a contact-lens problem. Jane: Wendie Malick. Steve: Kurt Fuller. Becca: Miriam Shor. Skobo: Stephen Rannazzisi. Lorna: Stephnie Weir.