Sat Apr 25 11:00pm
Four Little Words(Season 3, Episode 15) TOON

Stan plays matchmaker for Bullock (voice of Patrick Stewart) and a friend of Francine's, then gets everyone drunk so the evening will go well. Bad move.

Sun Apr 26 4:30am
Four Little Words(Season 3, Episode 15) TOON

Stan plays matchmaker for Bullock (voice of Patrick Stewart) and a friend of Francine's, then gets everyone drunk so the evening will go well. Bad move.

Mon Apr 27 12:00pm
Weiner of Our Discontent(Season 5, Episode 18) TBS

Roger declares that he was sent to Earth to be "the decider" of humanity's fate, and Stan challenges him on it. Guest voices include Sandra Oh, Bob Odenkirk, Joss Stone, Grace Park of "Battlestar Galactica", Glenn Howerton of "It's Always Sunny in Philadel (more…)

Mon Apr 27 12:30pm
Daddy Queerest(Season 5, Episode 19) TBS

Francine and Stan swap spouses with their gay neighbors Terry and Greg when Terry's dad, a former football player who doesn't know that his son is gay, arrives for a visit. Meanwhile, Steve goes on a drunken bender.

Mon Apr 27 1:00pm
Stan's Night Out(Season 5, Episode 20) TBS

Season 4 concludes with Stan spending a night out with the guys and having a lot of explaining to do because of it. Meanwhile, Hayley and Roger charm a college frat boy. Guest voices include Joss Stone as an unattractive young woman and a hooker, Brian Doy (more…)

Mon Apr 27 1:30pm
In Country...Club(Season 6, Episode 1) TBS

Season 5 premiere: Steve is chosen to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans' Day celebration, but Stan doesn't think he's ready for it. He thinks that Steve must experience real war first, like the one Stan experienced in Vietnam. Meanwhil (more…)

Mon Apr 27 9:00pm
The Missing Kink(Season 9, Episode 15) TBS

Francine attempts to spice things up with Stan, while Hayley's dip back into the dating pool doesn't go so swimmingly, and she reluctantly decides to accept Snot's invitation to dinner.

Mon Apr 27 9:30pm
The Boring Identity(Season 9, Episode 16) TBS

While on a CIA operation in Florida, where the "real" Osama bin Laden is running a novelty restaurant, Stan has an accident and develops amnesia, so Francine takes the opportunity to mold him into the perfect husband. Meanwhile, to earn some extra cash, St (more…)

Mon Apr 27 10:00pm
Cock of the Sleepwalk(Season 10, Episode 11) TOON

After Stan completes his 100th kill, he accidentally releases a benevolent side of himself while sleeping, and this new incarnation goes on a spree of doing good deeds that the real Stan would never undertake.

Mon Apr 27 10:30pm
Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses(Season 10, Episode 12) TOON

Roger and Steve switch faces in a scheme that has the former wooing an attractive girl for the latter, but things come to a head when Roger actually falls for the young lady. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take to the sky as "Charlie's Angels"-type flight at (more…)

Tue Apr 28 3:00am
Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses(Season 10, Episode 12) TOON

Roger and Steve switch faces in a scheme that has the former wooing an attractive girl for the latter, but things come to a head when Roger actually falls for the young lady. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take to the sky as "Charlie's Angels"-type flight at (more…)

Tue Apr 28 12:00pm
Moon Over Isla Island(Season 6, Episode 2) TBS

Stan gets Roger to pose unwittingly as the dictator of a small island nation after he accidentally kills the real dictator, and Roger takes quickly to his new role. Meanwhile, it's Steve vs. Snot in a sex contest involving their unwitting mothers.

Tue Apr 28 12:30pm
Home Adrone(Season 6, Episode 3) TBS

Stan, Lois, Hayley and Roger leave for a college visit for Hayley, leaving Steve home alone---alone, that is, until Snot, Barry and Toshi arrive. They soon find what they think is a flight-simulator video game in Stan's study. It isn't. Meanwhile, the Smit (more…)

Tue Apr 28 1:00pm
Brains, Brains & Automobiles(Season 6, Episode 4) TBS

With the kids away for the summer, Stan and Francine are home alone---with Roger, who's getting in the way. So, with Francine's help, Roger gets a place of his own. Stan will regret it.

Tue Apr 28 1:30pm
Man in the Moonbounce(Season 6, Episode 5) TBS

Steve becomes the man of the Smith household when Stan, who never had a real childhood, suddenly begins behaving like a kid. "Your inner child put his foot down," as Roger (who's working as a prison psychologist) puts it. Meanwhile, Hayley gives Klaus a ha (more…)

Tue Apr 28 10:00pm
When a Stan Loves a Woman(Season 3, Episode 16) TOON

Francine divorces Stan---in order to rekindle their romance. She wants him to see what life is like for a bachelor. Meanwhile, Steve becomes addicted to an energy drink, and begs for money in the street to support his habit.

Tue Apr 28 10:30pm
I Can't Stan You(Season 3, Episode 17) TOON

Stan brings home CIA equipment to eavesdrop on his neighbors so he can find out what they think of him. He gets an earful, and a battle ensues.

Wed Apr 29 3:00am
I Can't Stan You(Season 3, Episode 17) TOON

Stan brings home CIA equipment to eavesdrop on his neighbors so he can find out what they think of him. He gets an earful, and a battle ensues.

Wed Apr 29 12:00pm
Shallow Vows(Season 6, Episode 6) TBS

As their 20th wedding anniversary nears, Francine lets herself go to see if Stan loves her for more than her looks, while wedding-planner Roger organizes their vow-renewal celebration. Meanwhile, Steve and Hayley search for a gift.

Wed Apr 29 12:30pm
My Morning Straitjacket(Season 6, Episode 7) TBS

When Stan crashes a My Morning Jacket concert to drag Hayley out of it, he decides that he likes the band---so much so that he becomes a groupie and follows them on the road. Band members have voice cameos. Heavyset Man/Norman: Zach Galifianakis.

Wed Apr 29 1:00pm
G String Circus(Season 6, Episode 8) TBS

Stan tries to prove to Hayley that she still needs his advice, but his plan backfires when he finds himself in a seedy new business.

Wed Apr 29 1:30pm
Rapture's Delight(Season 6, Episode 9) TBS

Stan's frustration at being unable to get a good pew in church on Christmas leads to a divine intervention, and he decides that he wants to get into heaven with or without Francine. But then she's kidnapped.

Wed Apr 29 10:00pm
The Magnificent Steven(Season 3, Episode 18) TOON

Stan gets caught sending contaminated cattle to the slaughterhouse. The reason he did it, he says, was to make Steve “a man.” Meanwhile, Roger's favoritism leads to a fight between Francine and Hayley. Carnie Wilson has a voice cameo as a cashier.

Wed Apr 29 10:30pm
Joint Custody(Season 3, Episode 19) TOON

In the second-season finale, bounty hunters Roger and Stan chase Hayley's boyfriend, who is wanted for smuggling marijuana, across the country. And Steve is in for a shock when he tries to hot-wire Francine's car.

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  • Premiered: February 6, 2005
  • Rating: TV-14
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  • Premise: Cartoon antics from Seth MacFarlane ("Family Guy") about a gung-ho CIA agent (voice of MacFarlane), and his suburban family, which includes a hippie teen daughter. The zany supporting cast includes a randy pet goldfish who was once an East German spy and… (more)

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