Sat Aug 1 10:30pm
Stan Knows Best(Season 1, Episode 3) TOON

When Stan objects to Hayley's new boyfriend, she moves in with him. And when Stan cuts her off, she goes to work at a strip club. Meanwhile, Steve makes a wager with his nerdy friends regarding an upcoming school dance. Zooey Deschanel provides various gue (more…)

Sat Aug 1 11:00pm
Of Ice and Men(Season 3, Episode 7) TOON

Stan is a passionate figure skater. Who knew? Not Francine, because he never told her. But she finds out and decides to become his partner. Trouble is, she might not be good enough. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends order binoculars from Russia and get a ma (more…)

Sun Aug 2 4:30am
Of Ice and Men(Season 3, Episode 7) TOON

Stan is a passionate figure skater. Who knew? Not Francine, because he never told her. But she finds out and decides to become his partner. Trouble is, she might not be good enough. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends order binoculars from Russia and get a ma (more…)

Sun Aug 2 9:30pm
Vision: Impossible(Season 10, Episode 9) TOON

A car crash leaves Roger in a coma, and when he awakens he begins to experience psychic visions of the future, which come in handy when he's able to save the Smiths from a fire. Unfortunately, he starts to abuse this new power, drawing the anger of family (more…)

Sun Aug 2 10:00pm
Familyland(Season 10, Episode 10) TOON

To re-create one of the kids' favorite vacations, the Smiths head to the wonderful world of "Familyland," where the evil, cryonically preserved head of the place, Roy Family, is mistakenly thawed, and the Smiths find themselves imprisoned in the theme park (more…)

Mon Aug 3 1:30am
Vision: Impossible(Season 10, Episode 9) TOON

A car crash leaves Roger in a coma, and when he awakens he begins to experience psychic visions of the future, which come in handy when he's able to save the Smiths from a fire. Unfortunately, he starts to abuse this new power, drawing the anger of family (more…)

Mon Aug 3 2:00am
Familyland(Season 10, Episode 10) TOON

To re-create one of the kids' favorite vacations, the Smiths head to the wonderful world of "Familyland," where the evil, cryonically preserved head of the place, Roy Family, is mistakenly thawed, and the Smiths find themselves imprisoned in the theme park (more…)

Mon Aug 3 12:30pm
Independent Movie(Season 10, Episode 6) TBS

Steve and pals undertake a cross-country road trip to attend the funeral of Snot's father, and at the same time get their friend to confront his emotions over the old man's death. But Steve's commitment to Snot takes a backseat when he falls for a young la (more…)

Mon Aug 3 1:00pm
Faking Bad(Season 10, Episode 7) TBS

A "Breaking Bad" parody finds Hayley utilizing Steve's exceptional ability to turn out practically perfect fake IDs, but they run into trouble with the local kingpin who's peddling the bogus identification cards, and are shocked to discover his real ID.

Mon Aug 3 1:30pm
Minstrel Krampus(Season 10, Episode 8) TBS

Steve's naughty holiday behavior results in Stan taking him to prison to see Grandpa Jack, who recalls how, in his youth, he once captured a demon that preyed on unruly children at Christmas.

Mon Aug 3 2:00pm
Vision: Impossible(Season 10, Episode 9) TBS

A car crash leaves Roger in a coma, and when he awakens he begins to experience psychic visions of the future, which come in handy when he's able to save the Smiths from a fire. Unfortunately, he starts to abuse this new power, drawing the anger of family (more…)

Mon Aug 3 9:00pm
Roy Rogers McFreely(Season 5, Episode 12) TBS

Roger is mad at Stan, so he wrests control of the Langley Falls Homeowners Association from him, then abuses his power and changes the town's "American" character.

Mon Aug 3 9:30pm
Jack's Back(Season 5, Episode 13) TBS

Steve connects with his ne'er-do-well paternal grandfather, whom Stan despises for many reasons, not the least of which is that he never taught him to ride a bike. (Others include his dad's criminal proclivities and, oh yes, abandoning the family.) Meanwhi (more…)

Mon Aug 3 10:30pm
The Shrink(Season 12, Episode 12) TOON

After witnessing a scary car crash, Stan decides to see a psychiatrist, while Roger and Klaus prep for a wine tasting.

Tue Aug 4 3:00am
The Shrink(Season 12, Episode 12) TOON

After witnessing a scary car crash, Stan decides to see a psychiatrist, while Roger and Klaus prep for a wine tasting.

Tue Aug 4 12:30pm
Familyland(Season 10, Episode 10) TBS

To re-create one of the kids' favorite vacations, the Smiths head to the wonderful world of "Familyland," where the evil, cryonically preserved head of the place, Roy Family, is mistakenly thawed, and the Smiths find themselves imprisoned in the theme park (more…)

Tue Aug 4 1:00pm
Cock of the Sleepwalk(Season 10, Episode 11) TBS

After Stan completes his 100th kill, he accidentally releases a benevolent side of himself while sleeping, and this new incarnation goes on a spree of doing good deeds that the real Stan would never undertake.

Tue Aug 4 1:30pm
Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses(Season 10, Episode 12) TBS

Roger and Steve switch faces in a scheme that has the former wooing an attractive girl for the latter, but things come to a head when Roger actually falls for the young lady. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take to the sky as "Charlie's Angels"-type flight at (more…)

Tue Aug 4 2:00pm
I Ain't No Holodeck Boy(Season 10, Episode 13) TBS

Against Francine's wishes, Stan takes the housebound kids into the woods for some outdoor playtime, where they wind up on the CIA's holodeck. Meanwhile, Hayley claims she is Roger's queen after purchasing his home star on an international star registry.

Tue Aug 4 10:30pm
Roger Codger(Season 1, Episode 5) TOON

Roger's the object of a CIA alienhunt after Stan leaves him for dead in a garbage bin. Guest voices include Patrick Stewart as Stan's boss, Bullock.

Wed Aug 5 3:00am
Roger Codger(Season 1, Episode 5) TOON

Roger's the object of a CIA alienhunt after Stan leaves him for dead in a garbage bin. Guest voices include Patrick Stewart as Stan's boss, Bullock.

Wed Aug 5 12:30pm
Stan Goes On the Pill(Season 10, Episode 14) TBS

Stan turns into a "woman" after taking an experimental drug.

Wed Aug 5 1:00pm
Honey, I'm Homeland(Season 10, Episode 15) TBS

Stan infiltrates a leftist cell that's planning a terrorist attack, but is found out. When he is brought home by a radical group, Hayley thinks something is amiss and that her father may have been "turned" by the enemy.

Wed Aug 5 1:30pm
She Swill Survive(Season 10, Episode 16) TBS

In an effort to learn life skills, Stan forces Hayley to take a job tending bar in Roger's attic watering hole, and when Stan's boss, Bullock, turns out to be a devoted regular, Stan sees it as an opportunity to advance his career.

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  • Premiered: February 6, 2005
  • Rating: TV-14
  • User Rating:4.53 out of 5 (249 ratings)
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  • Premise: Cartoon antics from Seth MacFarlane ("Family Guy") about a gung-ho CIA agent (voice of MacFarlane), and his suburban family, which includes a hippie teen daughter. The zany supporting cast includes a randy pet goldfish who was once an East German spy and a… (more)

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