Heather celebrates the release of her book with a dinner party that puts Chelsea face-to-face with the Kardashians; at the same time, the staff go out of their way not to socialize with show announcer Mike Rock; and Jen's refusal to make Sarah her emergency contact creates a rift between the friends.
Heather is sent into a tizzy over a retreat for the staff that Chelsea is planning on the cheap; TJ Miller invites Sarah to his place to talk about his passion for self-defense, which also interests Jen; and Chuy tries to get into shape by exercising.
The love and admiration the staff show for guest host Ross Mathews worries a jealous Chelsea. Elsewhere, Heather finds herself turned on by Chelsea's dog; and Chuy annoys the writers by taking a more active role in the creative process of the show.
Chelsea orders her staff to do a juice cleanse, which leaves them feeling tense and lethargic; at the same time, they wonder what caused Chelsea to leave an angry message on Heather's telephone. Elsewhere, Fortune confronts a celebrity hit-and-run driver.
Jiffy is convinced that there are romantic intentions behind Chelsea hiring him to ghostwrite a book for her dog; at the same time, Brad and Sarah investigate an able-bodied accountant who gets better parking using a handicapped placard; and the office is overflowing with free house slippers from a sponsor.
Chris and Heather encourage Chelsea to go out on a date with a member of the crew; at the same time, Brad has difficulty getting onto the lot without his employee ID; and the staff are treated to free massages given by a mystery person.
The staff convince Sarah to use a fake assistant to book a hotel room for herself and baseball player Giancarlo Stanton; Heather begins commuting with a baby doll, so that she can use the carpool lane; and Jiffy believes he's the object of a gay crush.
Season 3 begins when Reese Witherspoon returns to the office. At the same time, a focus-group study influences the staff, who also try to please Chelsea by attending an expensive fund-raiser with Monica Potter.