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2006, TV Show

30 Rock Episode: "Sandwich Day"

Season 2, Episode 14
Episode Synopsis: Liz's ex-flame Floyd (Jason Sudeikis) returns to the Big Apple and looks for a place to stay overnight. Meanwhile, Jack worries about his future at the company when he's moved to a different floor; and the staffers relish Sandwich Day with sandwiches from a mysterious, unnamed shop. Rip Torn and Brian Dennehy guest star.
Original Air Date: May 1, 2008
Guest Cast Brian Dennehy: Mickey J Marceline Hugot: Kathy Geiss Jason Sudeikis: Floyd Rip Torn: Don Geiss
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Season 2, Episode 14
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Aired: 5/1/2008
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"Sandwich Day" Season 2, Episode 14

Hey guys, Matt's off being sexy at our Sexy Stars party, so I'm (Erin Fox) filling in this week. Poor, poor Jack! He's coming apart at the seams! Geiss' crazy mute daughter has filled his office with unicorns, stuffed animals and pictures of Mark Wahlberg, and Jack's been sent down to the lowly, and netherworld creepy "12th floor." He spends most of the episode in Geiss' hospital room reading him economics books or screaming at him (even whacking him in the junk) to wake up. But nothing works, and it looks like Jack might actually lose it. Back on the Lemon front: She's freaked because Floyd called to see if he could crash at her place. (What does that mean? How weird will it be between them? Who was that bitch that answered his phone eight months ago!?) Ha! Good stuff. When Liz acts super-crazy around Floyd, he lies and says he can catch a flight back to Cleveland. However, she finds him outside eating an ice cream cone and they have a big blow out. Blurg! Is this the end of Floyd and Liz? Nah, in the end, Liz realizes she's crazy and makes up with Floyd. And the minor story of the episode was probably the funniest: The teamsters bring in Italian sandwiches from a secret location once a year, and therefore control the office for a day. The sandwiches are so coveted, that when Liz doesn't eat her sammy right away, Frank, Tracy and Lutz attack it. Apparently, no sandwich makes Liz very angry - and you don't want to see her angry. So, the writers have to win a drinking contest against the teamsters in order to secure Liz a new sandwich. I love teamsters. I love teamster jokes. If you work with them, you know the power they yield! Bullet time! " Jack: (Trying to wake up Geiss) "Hillary Clinton is president! (When he doesn't respond...) Nothing? I thought I would just scare you out of it." " Liz on her treadmill, clearly eating a McDonald's caramel sundae. " Jenna: "No, that's Air Bike. They also have in-flight pornos and NBC news. Jet Fun is the one that hands out fresh popcorn." " Liz: "I want to be top dog for once instead of just... dog." " Liz: "For once I'm not going to be Jan Brady; I'm going to be Marcia! (A mini-football hits her in the nose) Ow! My nose!" " Jack: "I've been sleeping with the Cindy Crawford of corporations for the last 22 years, what am I supposed to do now? Lie down with some skank like 3M?" " Jack: "[Work for] Bush? Has it gotten that bad? Good God, I'd rather work for an American car company than jump on that sinking ship." " Jonathan's fan collage of Jack, and singing Sarah McLaughlin's "I Will Remember You," as Jack left his office. " Liz looking smoking hot and saying, "I'm pretty tired from playing as hard as I work." " Floyd: "Can I take you to dinner tonight? Maybe that barbeque place you puked at?" Liz: "You'll have to be more specific (insert maniacal laughter)." " Kenneth: "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for a good man to stand by and do nothing." Tracy: "Please ask my permission before you quote me, Kenneth." " Liz: "I don't know how, but you're gonna get me another sandwich... or I'm gonna cut your face up so bad, you'll have a chin. You'll all have chins!" " Eye-patch receptionist lady on the 12th floor. " Liz's college flashback outfit " Jack: "I even stopped to catch a snowflake on my tongue, but evidently that's some sort of signal in Chelsea." " Brian Dennehey as the lead teamster trying to make Lutz and Frank kiss. " Jenna: "A drinking contest? What am I 12, and at my boyfriend's frat party?" " Tracy: "I can't drink... I still got my Hollywood sock on (pointing to his alcohol monitoring ankle bracelet)." " Jenna: "No one is drinking against the teamsters but me? I'll do it! But only for the attention." " Liz: (Re: Floyd lying to get away from her) Your cell phone was dead! You faked that e-mail! (Gasping in horror) Peter Venkman is from Ghostbusters. You used Ghostbusters for evil! " Kenneth: "Alcohol? It smells just like 'Hill People Milk.' I've been drinking this since I was a baby." " Liz shoving her whole sandwich in her mouth at airport security. " Jack being named homeland security's director of crisis and weather management. " Did the airport announcer guy say 'Flight 31 to Montreal is now Blurg?' That's what I thought I heard. That would be awesome. Use our Online Video Guide to watch episodes of 30 Rock. show less
Hey guys Matts off being sexy at our Sexy Stars party so Im Erin Fox filling in this week Poor poor Jack Hes coming apart at the seams Geiss crazy mute daughter has filled his office with unicorns stuffed animals and pictures of Mark Wahlberg and Jacks been sent down to the lowly and netherworld creepy 12th floor He spends most of the episode in Geiss hospital room reading him economics books or screaming at him even whacking him in the junk to wake up But nothing works and it looks like Jack might actually lose it Back on the Lemon front Shes freaked because Floyd called to see if he could crash at her place What does that mean How weird will it be between them Who was that bitch that answered his phone eight months ago Ha Good stuff When Liz acts super-crazy around Floyd he lies and says he can catch a flight back to Cleveland However she finds him outside eating an ice cream cone and they have a big blow out Blurg Is this the end of Floyd read more

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