A black marketer finds new meaning in “hot goods”; a war on insects has unexpected casualties; a jealous ex makes a killer exit from a wedding.
A high jumper fails her bar exam; a drug-crazed supermarket patron does his last keg stand; a deadly dress takes out a partying princess.
A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend; red head gets washed away; a punk teen meets a mailbox; a sheister shopper takes a dip; a fat man loses face; a killer fart.
A "superhero" tries to fly; a girl wants to strangle her boss; an art snob falls during toast; an EMT gets a shock; a blogger gets a blog clot.
Self-liposuction goes poorly; a swimmer saves his rod and loses his life; proctologist gets rear-ended; Russian gangsters have one too many; Viking ruler tears into little brother; shapely party girl goes bust; nature lover tries CPR on roadkill.
A deadbeat dad goes through the roof; a drinking game turns deadly; a dummy goes from spying to dying; video gamer gets pwned; a poser artist explodes onto the scene.
A hairdresser swallows too many 'leg spreaders;' Katrina looters get a shock; a phony doctor gets touched by a leper; a mistress loses face; a cell phone user gets disconnected.
A tennis player falls from grace; a sadistic bank loan officer succumbs to the pressure; a Taliban sniper takes his own best shot; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a jail break backfires.
A hat maker doesn't make it; a tech-geek gets uninstalled; a carjacker gets jacked out; a pretend gangbanger gets body slammed; a scam artist gets a fatal hummer.
A kissing booth hottie gets the kiss of death; a rivalry turns deadly between two busty waitresses; a cantankerous restaurant critic writes his last review.
A food trucker gets fried; a band member learns Seppuku; a chemical engineer gets burned; a drug dealer goes for a trip; a mime is silenced; a tennis flirt meets her demise.
The Freaky Ferret Festival ends with a fatality; fat man in a little swing; a boxer’s dangerous weight cut results in lights out.
A drunk wedding singer becomes the death of the party; a French maiden meets the iron maiden; an apprentice chef makes a bad cut; a TV star gets cancelled.
An email scammer get deleted; a hot co-ed flunks out; a grave robber digs his own; a couple screw themselves to death; two losers suck and blow up; an old Nazi meets an old bullet.
Death crashes a terrorist wedding; a big box falls on small heads; self-blood transfusion is never a good idea; a gangster spills his guts; a very bad Santa gets iced.
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