The head of a prison's Aryan brotherhood gets a nasty surprise when he tries to have a V40 mini-grenade smuggled to him in the butt of a new inmate.
A tattoo/piercing fetishist undergoes the ultimate piercing to impress a girl and gets fileted.
A tan-obsessed guido blows up when he fills his inflatable raft with flammable tire sealant and then lights up a cigarette.
A bored DEA agent staking out a marijuana field gets the munchies, but dies of an asthma attack after attempting to eat grasshoppers which contain high levels of histamine.
A Tea Party “mama grizzly” is firing up her fellow patriots when her wired microphone causes a speaker tripod to tip, and she is crushed by the amplifier.
A pair of too-old trick-or-treaters annoy their neighbors on Halloween until one of them is engulfed in flames because of silly string.
A pimped-out disco stud falls from his tall platform shoes and gets his jugular severed by his oversized male-symbol medallion
Doesn't hiking sound fun?
An actress turned coke addict sneezes while snorting a line, sending her metal coke straw into her brain.
A guy really hits the wrong nerve during an interview.
A middle-aged skateboarding vandal is up to no good when a botched trick knocks him out and he lands face-first into a patch of newly poured concrete.
A man with paraphillic infantilism (sex fetish where you pretend you're a baby) gets his head caught in his gigantic custom built crib.
Is that really a good place to hide contraband?
A fat man busts a gut; texters get their signals crossed; a boozing bozo gets blown; a bodybuilder gets juiced; a golfer takes a stroke; a thief's mission becomes impossible.
When a trio of religious nuts hide in a grain silo, they ignite a match for light and spark a massive explosion due to the explosive nature of the grain dust.
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