Wrong place, wrong time. When serial killer Rene went to the Stackhouse home to kill Sookie, he ended up murdering Gran instead.
First Taste (Season 1, Episode 6)
It was only a matter of time before Sookie and Bill did the dirty, but their first time had the added bonus of lifting Sookie's spirits after Gran's death.
Gettin' Down and Dirty (Season 1, Episode 8)
After Sookie uncovers her presumed-dead lover in the graveyard, she gives him a hero's welcome!
Trippy Sex! (Season 1, Episode 9)
The lesson here is to never drink vampire blood. But Jason and Amy's wild, psychedelic romp sure makes it seem like fun.
Maryann Makes Tara and Eggs "Breakfast" (Season 2, Episode 8)
Maryann's crazy, orgy-filled parties were nothing compared to that one time she made the infamous hunter's soufflé. The main ingredient? Daphne's heart! Soon enough, Tara and Eggs' eyes have gone black and they're beating the crap out of each other.
Luke Goes Boom (Season 2, Episode 8)
Poor Luke hated vampires so much., he strapped a silver dirty bomb to his chest and went on a suicide mission in the name of the Fellowship. Too bad only a few vamps were killed. Same couldn't be said of Luke.
Godric Meets the Sun (Season 2, Episode 9)
To make amends for the bombing mess, Godric volunteers to sacrifice himself. While not the craziest moment on the series, Godric's suicide was a blow to Eric, who showed his first sign of vulnerability at the thought of losing his maker.
Sam Kills Maryann (Season 2, Episode 12)
Maryann's reign of terror ended with her long-overdue death, which brilliantly executed. Sam shape-shifted into a bull resembling the god Maryann worshipped, which distracted her long enough to Sam enough time to rip out her heart.
Sam Fantasizes About Bill (Season 3, Episode 1)
In one of the show's many "WTF?" dream sequences, Sam, who now has some of Bill's blood in his system, envisions one hell of a sexy fantasy with Sookie's vampire lover. We particularly like Sam's subconscious' attention to detail when it comes to puns. When Bill invites Sam into the shower, Bill muses, "I hear the water in Arkansas is very hard."
Bill and Lorena Get Kinky (Season 3, Episode 3)
True Blood has done some pretty messed-up stuff over the years, but Bill and Lorena's head-turning romp gave a new meaning to "twisted" fantasy.
Tara Kills Franklin (Season 3, Episode 6)
In order to avoid becoming Franklin's vampire bride, Tara sweet-talks him into their future marital bed and while he sleeps, she bashes in his skull with one of the various medieval torture instruments conveniently displayed on the bedroom wall.
Sookie Kills Lorena (Season 3, Episode 7)
When Lorena sets out to drain Sookie, both Bill and his faerie team up to kill her. When Sookie drives a metal pole through Lorena's heart, she erupts like a fountain.
Eric Kills Talbot
Eric got his ultimate revenge on Russell Edgington by not only sleeping with Russell's lover, but also daggering him mid-coitus.
Russell Does the Evening News (Season 3, Episode 9)
Fueled by his grief over Talbot's death, Russell kicks his plan to overthrow the human race into high gear. Russell interrupts a live report about the VRA being just two states shy of passing by ripping the newscaster's spine out and spreading his own message. "Why would we seek equal rights? You are not our equals. We will eat you after we eat your children. [pause] Now time for the weather. Tiffany?" Hilarious.
TaraToni, Warrior Princess (Season 4, Episode 1)
At the beginning of the fourth season, Tara skipped town and began working as a lesbian cage fighter named Toni. Fortunately, this story ended about as quickly as it began.
Eric Kills Claudine (Season 4, Episode 3)
After he loses his memory, Eric becomes practically a different person. But he's still a vampire, so he decides to chow down on Claudine — Sookie's faerie godmother — until she was nothing more than a pile of faerie dust. Whoops!
Bill Beds a Family Member (Season 4, Episode 3)
Well, this is awkward. After being pursued by Andy's sister Portia, Bill finally gives into having a fling. But only after he and Portia have done the deed, does Bill learn that they are actually related. That's right, Bill had sex with his own great-great-great-great granddaughter. Nothing great about that!
Eric and Soookie Hook Up (Season 4, Episode 6)
After Eric's memory is erased by the witches, he and Sookie bond — in more ways than one. After spending loads of time together, Eric is arrested by Bill for being infected by Marnie. But before Eric meets the true death, Bill realizes how much Eric cares for Sookie and sets him free. At which point Eric promptly runs home and boinks Sookie.
Alcide and Debbie Have Hate Sex (Season 4, Episode 7)
Yes, many were just waiting for Sookie and Alcide but they had to settle for the werewolf's angry hate sex with Debbie. Although it gave us a nice look at Joe Manganiello's hot bod, it wasn't terribly sexy to see Debbie break down and cry.
The Bill-Sookie-Eric (Dream) Threesome (Season 4, Episode 9)
After Sookie drank some of Bill's blood to heal from a gunshot wound, she suffered some interesting side effects. In perhaps the most pandering dream sequence ever, Sookie imagines having a puppy-eyed threesome with both Eric and Bill.
Jason and Jessica Hook Up (Season 4, Episode 9)
Although Jason tried to fight his feelings for baby vamp Jessica, after she called it quits with Jason's best friend Hoyt, he could no longer resist,. Weeks of sexual tension was finally broken with this romp in the bed of Jason's pickup truck.
Goodbye, Nan Flanagan (Season 4, Episode 12)
When Nan propositioned Eric and Bill to join her in the fight against the Vampire Authority and the American Vampire League (and threatened Sookie to force their hand) the two men, who had been at odds for much of the season, teamed up to take her out for good. Sure, she was a pretty badass vampire, but we couldn't agree more when Eric looked down at her remains and muttered, "What a bitch."
Tara Is Shot (Season 4, Episode 12)
Being Sookie Stackhouse's best friend can be very dangerous! Tara learned that the hard way when she was shot in the head by a blast from Debbie Pelt's shotgun that was meant for Sookie.
Sam Kills Roslyn (Season 5, Episode 12)
Just like with Maryann, Sam used his shape-shifting to his advantage. He earned one of the best vampire kills ever by turning himself into a fly, flying into Roslyn's mouth, and then shifting back into human form, thereby destroying Roslyn from the inside. Ouch!
Eric Kills Russell (Season 5, Episode 12)
Russell went out (again) in style. Because he was full of faerie blood, shined bright (and unlike anything ever seen before on the show) before Eric staked him once and for all.
Tara and Pam Hook Up Season 5, Episode 12)
After Tara saves Pam, the usually cold vamp plants a sexy smooch on her progeny, making fans everywhere cheer.
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Bill Is Reborn (Season 5, Episode 12)
After drinking the whole vile of Lillith's blood, Bill exploded! But it wasn't the end for Mr. Compton. Instead, he was seemingly reborn out of the pool of blood, and effectively became super vampire/god Billith.
Billith For the Win! (Season 6, Episode 2)
Billith is not very forgiving, and he's also got some wicked powers. Both of those truths are on display here, as Billith bleeds one of his foes dry through the air!