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The Post-Coital Bed Sheet
We know that broadcasters have to uphold the FCC's standards for decency, but this classic is often laughable. It's almost as if TV's lovers shop exclusively at a store that sells L-shaped sheets designed to perfectly drape over a woman's entire body while leaving her male partner exposed from the waist up. Sex is never so neat and orderly. At least Desperate Housewives occasionally takes some steps to rearrange the tried-and-true positioning.