Bill, Sookie and Eric, True Blood

True Blood never met a dream sequence it didn't love, but Sookie's imagined threesome with her two vampire suitors, Bill and Eric, was more like a nightmare. Sookie's breathless quibbling and the men's puppy-eyed declarations of admiration are the opposite of what makes the edgy show so watchable. Sure, it's played for laughs, but we fans take the choice of Miss Stackhouse's sexual partners to be serious business. So knock off the shenanigans, Alan Ball.