Two and a Half Men 2003 | TV Show

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A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutc (more…)

Premiered: September 22, 2003

Rating: TV-14

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Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Season 9, Episode 24

May 14, 2012

The Straw in My Donut Hole

Season 9, Episode 23

May 7, 2012

Why We Gave Up Women

Season 9, Episode 22

April 30, 2012

Mr. Hose Says "Yes"

Season 9, Episode 21

April 16, 2012

Grandma's Pie

Season 9, Episode 20

April 9, 2012

Palmdale, Ech

Season 9, Episode 19

March 19, 2012

The War Against Gingivitis

Season 9, Episode 18

February 27, 2012

Not In My Mouth!

Season 9, Episode 17

February 20, 2012

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Season 9, Episode 16

February 13, 2012

The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack

Season 9, Episode 15

February 6, 2012

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Season 9, Episode 13

January 2, 2012

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Season 9, Episode 12

December 12, 2011

What A Lovely Landing Strip

Season 9, Episode 11

December 5, 2011

Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Season 9, Episode 10

November 21, 2011

Frodo's Headshots

Season 9, Episode 9

November 14, 2011

Thanks for the Intercourse

Season 9, Episode 8

November 7, 2011

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Season 9, Episode 7

October 31, 2011

The Squat and the Hover

Season 9, Episode 6

October 24, 2011

Giant Cat Holding Churro

Season 9, Episode 5

October 17, 2011

Nine Magic Fingers

Season 9, Episode 4

October 10, 2011

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Season 9, Episode 3

October 3, 2011

People Who Love Peepholes

Season 9, Episode 2

September 26, 2011

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Season 9, Episode 1

September 19, 2011

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