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A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutc (more…)

Premiered: September 22, 2003

Rating: TV-PG

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Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

Season 11, Episode 22

May 8, 2014

Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

Season 11, Episode 21

May 1, 2014

Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

Season 11, Episode 20

April 24, 2014

Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

Season 11, Episode 19

April 10, 2014

West Side Story

Season 11, Episode 18

April 3, 2014

Welcome Home, Jake

Season 11, Episode 17

March 13, 2014

How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Season 11, Episode 16

March 6, 2014

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Season 11, Episode 15

February 27, 2014

Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

Season 11, Episode 14

February 6, 2014

Bite Me, Supreme Court

Season 11, Episode 13

January 30, 2014

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Season 11, Episode 12

January 9, 2014

Tazed in the Lady Nuts

Season 11, Episode 11

January 2, 2014

On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!

Season 11, Episode 10

December 12, 2013

Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Season 11, Episode 9

December 5, 2013

Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

Season 11, Episode 8

November 21, 2013

Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

Season 11, Episode 7

November 14, 2013

Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

Season 11, Episode 6

November 7, 2013

Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

Season 11, Episode 5

October 24, 2013

Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

Season 11, Episode 4

October 17, 2013

This Unblessed Biscuit

Season 11, Episode 3

October 10, 2013

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Season 11, Episode 2

October 3, 2013

Nangnangnangnang

Season 11, Episode 1

September 26, 2013

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