Two and a Half Men 2003 | TV Show

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A hit sitcom built on often-raunchy material, starring Charlie Sheen and, later, Ashton Kutcher begins with the premise of a Malibu bachelor (Sheen) whose life is disrupted when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move in with him. In the ninth season, Kutc (more…)

Premiered: September 22, 2003

Rating: TV-14

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Ashton Kutcher, Charlie Sheen
Ashton Kutcher Hints Charlie Sheen Will Return for Two and a Half Men's Series Finale

Ashton Kutcher appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Friday, where he might've accidentally…

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Sun Mar 1 1:02am
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator(Season 7, Episode 4) FX

Alan handles a job for his mom, while Charlie plays mediator between Chelsea and Jake, whose relationship is on rocky ground.

Sun Mar 1 1:31am
For the Sake of the Child(Season 7, Episode 5) FX

When Alan and Charlie publicly humiliate Jake, he says he no longer wants to live with them.

Sun Mar 1 4:03am
Give Me Your Thumb(Season 7, Episode 6) FX

Alan recommends breast-reduction surgery to Chelsea, which prompts Charlie to implement house-guest reduction, as in throwing Alan out.

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