Question: You've gone long enough without giving us any new 24 poop. Dish it the premiere is only a few weeks away.

Answer: Here's the lil' 24 nugget I was going to give to Chad before he threatened Papa: A long-running (and much loved) character **** ****** ****** *** ***** **** ********. And *** **** ***** **** ******** **** *** ****** ****** **** ** *** ******** ** *** ******. We're talking two-ply-Depends shocking.