Question: You're frakkin' awesome! You make Wednesday worth it. You're amazing. You're wonderful. You have impeccable taste, and the Smurfs rock. OK, so now will you please tell me if McGee is the one getting killed on NCIS?

Answer: I'll do no such thing. But as a reward for your over-the-top ass-kissing, I will tell you that Jim Carrey's ex-girlfriend will be kidnapped and held for ransom in May.