Wow, was this like three episodes rolled into one? Jonathan makes his QVC debut! And sells out! Jonathan does a photo shoot in Malibu! And doesn't freak out! Jonathan toys with opening a stylist academy! Get out! My god, no wonder he cries so much. The man must be exhausted. I'm a tad weepy myself, since I've been holding on to Mr. Antin's kind words about my 'do from last summer, only to see that every rat's nest and mop-top who showed up for his Sephora launch in Times Square got the same compliment. Damn. Oh, well. I guess that's the beauty of Jonathan. He does love hair. Hopefully, the other thing he does is can Clarissa. Not only did the no-show leave him hanging on a Sunday, but that assistant Erik is so eager and sweet, it makes me wanna be a better person, you know? Ohhh, you know what? I'm going out to Beverly Hills next week, so maybe paths will be crossed, split ends will be trimmed and all will be well. At least until I come home and remember that no amount of product can withstand Philly's coif-defying humidity. But hey, we'll always have Dirt, right, Jon Boy? Damian J. Holbrook

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