Question: I was wondering if you could settle a bet for me. I say your column is the worst column on TVGuide.com. My friend says it's the worst column on the Internet. Who's right? There's a steak dinner riding on this.

Answer: You're both wrong Michael Peck's Watercooler coverage of Rescue Me, Six Feet Under, Into the West and Battlestar Galactica is way worse. See for yourself. In fact, check back every day to make sure he's not flagging in his just-plain-terribleness.