Yesterday Victoria's Secret revealed its "What Is Sexy?" list. Among the hotties lauded for... um, their hotness: Justin Timberlake (Sexiest Male Musician), Jessica Alba (Sexiest Actress), David Beckham (Sexiest Dad) and Jay-Z and Beyoncé (Sexiest Couple). Um, have they ever actually seen Jay-Z? Usher he ain't. Hell, Jimmie Walker he ain't!