Whoooaaa! Sex-o-rama! And not just for the sake of booty, either. Mel and Lindsay's slap-and-tickle session's got to be a good sign for our favorite separated lesbians, right? The second that Depression-era candy dish hit the floor, you knew it was on. Then there was Ben and Michael's porn-caliber clinch, which finally gave the marrieds something to do other than whine about Hunter's running away. And how about Emmett's football-star lovah? What better way to undo the stress of coming out on the local news than to mack on Pittsburgh's own Queer Guy... in front of the cameras! And let's not forget Justin's mom and her toy-boy. Who cares if sonny's scandalized? That mama has earned herself a hottie. Heck, even Ted almost got some. Too bad his nice Jewish doctor has such a hang-up about bedding non-mensches. I'm tellin' ya, the writers are cooking with this final season, setting up either a big ole happy ending (excuse the pun) or a massively tragic twist. Because, really, if the comic-book shop was vandalized over this Proposition 14 mess, who knows what's next? Somebody could get seriously hurt. And not just in the way Brian was after Michael severed their friendship. Though as a long-time Kinney-phobe, it's about damn time someone told that self-absorbed man-ho how it really is. The only prob now is, who will bitter Brian target next? Hmmmmm....