WHO'LL SHOOT J.R.?
Bend It Like Beckham's Gurinder Chadha who is already attached to helm an I Dream of Jeannie movie is close to inking a deal to direct Jennifer Lopez, Luke Wilson, John Travolta and Shirley MacLaine in the big-screen Dallas. She would replace Robert Luketic, who dropped out due to "creative differences" (read: "J.Lo as Sue Ellen?! I'm Audi.").