Ah, here it is: A music video for "We Are Family" featuring whippersnapper faves ranging from SpongeBob to Miss Piggy is being distributed to more than 60,000 schools to promote tolerance of diversity — and of course, conservatives are freaking out. The editor of the American Family Association's journal has asserted that "one of the differences being celebrated [by the project] is homosexuality." And as everyone knows, gay kids are not to be accepted but rather mocked, cast out or beaten. Nice.