Question: What's up? Last time you gave no scoop whatsoever on Gilmore Girls, except for one lame one. Personally, I could care less, but my fiancée is dying to know what is going on. Help a brother out here.

Answer: Lorelai is going to go out of her way to help Luke in his custody battle for April. Now, Joe, if that doesn't get you some action tonight, nothing will.