Question: Have you been watching Kathy Griffin's My Life on the D-List? Whose pile of swag would be bigger, hers or yours?
Answer: No contest. Her swag stash kicks my swag stash's butt. That said, I'm betting I can get a bigger turnout at my book signing next month than she did at her Big Apple DVD signing. All I need is 11 people to show up to prevail. Heck, my friend Jill is smuggling at least that many through the Lincoln Tunnel in her minivan, so it would appear I have the edge.