Re: Pamela Anderson's beef with seal hunting, Joel writes: "It would be appreciated by most Canadians if you got your facts straight: Little white pups are not targeted and [no seals] are clubbed. All are shot." I should have stuck to my first instinct: The first rule of seal clubbing? Don't talk about seal clubbing.... Re: FHM's Sexiest Woman of 2006, Holly writes: "I can't believe you didn't mention Scarlett Johansson's nod! I thought you were her biggest fan." I so would have but 1) I was on vacation and 2) what does "the court of Manhattan hereby finds you guilty of aggravated fawning" mean?