Just call it Toddlers & Titillation.
And although Katie expected ruffles and sequins, she did not expect the racy and suggestive costumes and routines. "I think kids should be cutesy and fun," she says. "I don't ever remember Shirley Temple being slutty!"
Check out the pageant provocativeness below and then watch Nail Files on Sunday at 9/8c on TV Guide Network: