Ellen DeGeneres is a funny lady. Even when it comes to rumors of trouble in her own marriage!
On Wednesday's episode of her daytime talk show, DeGeneres addressed a report that she and wife Portia de Rossi are having problems.
The comedienne explained that she caught a glimpse of her name on the cover of a tabloid magazine at a hair salon. However, when she went to check out the story that was labeled "Ellen and Portia's Marriage Crumbles," one page had already been ripped out.
"I will never know what is tearing my marriage apart," she joked on Ellen. "It's so ridiculous to me. There's not one ounce of truth to any of it. I'm very happily married. In fact, the only thing we ever argue about is who loves who more. And we argue if we'd let a kangaroo carry us in a pouch for a year."
DeGeneres assured her fans that that they will be the first to find out if that ever changes. "If there's anything you need to know," she said, "I will announce it here first."
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