Beginning next year, the little network that still can't turn a profit, UPN, will officially be renamed The Paramount Network, it was announced at the TCA press tour. Explained president and CEO Dean Valentine: "Our closer association with one of the preeminent names in entertainment will bring enhanced recognition and credibility to everything we do." Meanwhile, it looks like the network that brought us Shasta McNasty has a point below which even it simply will not sink. Valentine confirmed that I Spike, a series about spy babes who play beach volleyball, has been dropped. "I can't bring myself to bulls--t you, it was just bad and we couldn't put it on," he said. "It fell short of our standards." — Michael Ausiello, Michael Peck and Rich Brown