Listen up, fives. A ten is speaking.


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Nope, not Jenna Maroney. Well, maybe it is, because, as we've mentioned, Jane Krakoswki's Jacqueline Voorhees on Netflix's Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is basically Jenna Maroney 2.0, on a show that is essentially a stealth 30 Rock spin-off. And we mean that in all the best ways — because Jenna's whole life is thunder and we're pretty sure Jackie's is too.

Don't believe us?

Here are 12 times Jacqueline was totally Jenna on Kimmy Schmidt. [Warning: Minor spoilers if you haven't watched Kimmy Schmidt yet. And if you haven't, what are you waiting for?]

1. She's so incredibly desperate.


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2. She's always the perfect foot slut.


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3. She knows what's important.


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4. She's a philanthropist.


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5. She's forever young.




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6. She's always topical.



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7. She's a firm believer in blonde privilege.



8. She's better than you (and knows it).




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9. She knows how to strike a pose.




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10. She isn't afraid to do what's necessary.



11. She knows how to be her best self.




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12. She doesn't understand feelings.




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