During a Wednesday TCA press-tour session, when Donald Trump was asked about his ongoing feud with Rosie O'Donnell, he trotted out the same old ugly remarks. Rather than reprint them for you here, let's have some fun with this: Imagine what you'd call the blowhard Apprentice taskmaster. Got those words in mind? Well, they're probably the same ones he spat at the View host. Let's move on now....

Speaking of press-tour pussyfooting, Matt Lauer refused to say whether he preferred new Today cohost Meredith Vieira over Katie Couric. "I like them differently," he insisted, not sounding at all like a guy trying not to offend his ex-wife. "That's just a terrible question."

Thursday's Today's News column was written by Ben Katner.