Question: I totally voted for you for PETA's sexiest male vegetarian of 2007. Does this entitle me to some House scoop?
Answer: No, but thanks for reminding everyone to go vote for me at peta.org! As you'll recall, despite my best efforts to rock last year's vote, I placed a disappointing third behind Prince and Joaquin Phoenix. I'm not really interested in being publicly humiliated two years in a row, so please, if you have an ounce of humanity in you, take two seconds and check off my name on the ballot. PETA just put out a press release announcing that Milo Ventimiglia has taken an early lead, so we've got our work cut out for us. The polls close in a few short weeks, so hurry up!