That's gratitude for ya. Eva Pigford, the winner of America's Next Top Model, Cycle 3, has canned both of her managers, Benny Medina and (gulp!) Tyra Banks, the New York Post reports. Further, she's finally trading her oinker of a surname for her middle name, Marcille. "She's looking for a fresh start," an insider tells the paper. Meaning, she's tired of the paparazzi calling out, "Here Piggy, Piggy!"

Wednesday's Today's News column was written by Ben Katner.