Four years after their split, rocker Rod Stewart and his model-wife Rachel Hunter are divorcing. "I've paid my dues to the institution of marriage and have no interest in clinging to the past," Stewart told Britain's Sun newspaper. "I have decided to get a divorce. When I get back to L.A., it will all be finalized." In retaliation, Hunter — who recently served as a judge on ABC's Are You Hot? — shined a laser pointer on his flabby bum.