Question: So how much tongue is there going to be?

Answer: I was wondering when someone was going to get up the nerve to ask me about that. I actually don't know how much tongue there is, but according to a spywitness, the kiss is "relatively long" at least by L/L's meager standards. Great question, Sarah!

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