While those who actually attended the Saturday wedding between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have had the image of the nuptials-ending (and quickly coined) "never-ending kiss" between man and wife burned into their retinas, residents of the lakeside town of Bracciano, Italy, are grumbling that they didn't see the famed fawners at all, even though their Odescalchi Castle hosted the event. "I'm really disappointed," Reuters quotes one villager as saying. "It would have been fair to say at least a little hello from far away." In fact, one local paper on Sunday bore the headline: "Tom and Katie: The Invisible Newlyweds." And on that note, we all moved to Bracciano.