Today's column was written by Matt Webb Mitovich.
I SPY A COMEBACK

Michael Vartan
It's the news
Alias fans have been waiting for. As reported exclusively in today's
Ask Ausiello,
Michael Vartan has sealed a deal to return to ABC's spy drama. For more on his big comeback — plus breaking casting news, er, poop on
ER,
Charmed,
The Shield,
Everwood,
NCIS,
House and
Gilmore Girls — read today's fresh
AA. (There, Mike, was that plug shameless enough for you?)