Question: Could the top-secret venture keeping you in touch with us 24/7 be the much-anticipated relaunch of michaelausiello.com?

Answer: No, it's something else. But while we're on the subject of my personal website, the relaunch is taking a little longer than I had anticipated due to some technical difficulties that I won't go into here. (PS: WANTED: HTML-coding genius who works for cheap. Inquire within.)