Question: Tell me it's not true! Luke can't have a (CENSORED) on Gilmore Girls. What next? Taylor and Michel are having an affair? The phrase "jump the shark" is coming to mind.

Answer: Let's not play the shark card or the Taylor-Michel shagging card, for that matter until we actually see how the story plays out on-screen, OK? And, for the record, I don't know for a fact that this mystery person who turns up on Nov. 15, not Nov. 22 as first thought is actually Luke's long-lost (CENSORED). But this much I can tell you: I hear the pivotal episode written and directed by ASP herself is one of the best of the year, if not ever. So, let's all take a deep breath and reserve judgment for the morning of Nov. 16, mmmmkay?