Question: Please tell me that the evil man behind NBC's Friday Night Lights promo is pulling one over on us. Matt isn't really going to cheat on Julie, is he?

Answer: I think we can assume he's pulling one over on us, since Julie will consider going to third base (or should I say, "deep within the red zone") with Matt during February sweeps. But faster than you can say "coitus interruptus," Connie Britton spots Matt buying condoms at the local drugstore and promptly blows a Titanic-size gasket. In related news, have I mentioned that Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton's FNL banter is my new reason for being? Best TV couple ever (yes, even better than Cruz and Eden).