Question: Please tell me that Christian Troy will maintain his heterosexuality on Nip/Tuck!

Answer: Relax. Many of you misinterpreted my intentionally misleading Ausiello Report item about the relationship between Christian and Mario Lopez's hot new Dr. Mike. Yes, Christian takes "more than a passing interest" in Dr. Mike, but it's nothing sexual. Homoerotic? Yes. Sexual? No. Basically, Christian meets him at the gym, and while in the locker room he observes and subsequently covets Dr. Mike's stunningly perfect physique. Methinks it's the start of a whole midlife crisis for Julian McMahon's aging alter ego.