Please tell me that Christian ...
Question: Please tell me that Christian Troy will maintain his heterosexuality on Nip/Tuck!
Answer: Relax. Many of you misinterpreted my intentionally misleading Ausiello Report item about the relationship between Christian and Mario Lopez's hot new Dr. Mike. Yes, Christian takes "more than a passing interest" in Dr. Mike, but it's nothing sexual. Homoerotic? Yes. Sexual? No. Basically, Christian meets him at the gym, and while in the locker room he observes — and subsequently covets — Dr. Mike's stunningly perfect physique. Methinks it's the start of a whole midlife crisis for Julian McMahon's aging alter ego.