Question: When is the Televisionary going back to twice a week? Since Sept. 20, things have been messed up!

Answer: I'm back! I'm back! You'll notice I'm already back on schedule. I took some vacation time to find a place to live in San Francisco (L.A. was too darned sunny, and I couldn't grab a cup of coffee without tripping over some star who knew?), then took some more to actually make the move. My apologies to those of you who wrote in with your concern, and even to those of you who wrote in with your spite, scorn and derision. Jeez, accounting for my absences, angry accusations, shrill rundowns of my failings... I never realized how much this column is like marriage!