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Taylor Swift, you are either a marketing genius or the next resident at your local loony bin. The pop star's tragic romances have been well documented in her hit songs, and we fear for whoever her new psycho ex-girlfriend anthem "Blank Space" was written for after watching the song's insane video.

In it, Taylor Swift plays a nice young lady on the rampage as she transforms from doting girlfriend to master of sharp and blunt objects, including kitchen knives, hatchets, and golf clubs. What sparks the descent into violent tendencies? A text exchange between her new hunk (played by model Sean O'Pry) and some slut trying to steal T-Swift's man, of course. Or maybe it was his State Farm agent, who knows?

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I'm actually going to put this one on Taylor Swift and not the guy, because of pre-meditated lyrics like, "So it's gonna be forever, or it's gonna go down in flames," "Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane," and "It'll leave you breathless, or with a nasty scar." I mean, it's right there in the song.

Anyway, watch the video and decide for yourself. It's awesome.