Call him the anti-Jerri. Or the poor-man's Gervase. Or the Survivor contestant most likely to sign an endorsement deal with Delaware's Travel and Tourism office. (Yawn...) Or, if you're like his fellow castaways, call him dead weight. But chances are, whatever name you hurl at 23-year-old Harvard law student Nick Brown, he's already heard it since getting booted from Survivor: The Australian Outback earlier this month. In an exclusive chat with TV Guide Online, the Washington native lashes back at his critics, and opens up about getting aroused Down Under, the Outback feuds that just won't die and whether or not Law & Order will be restored without leading lady Angie Harmon.