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Surreal LifeAh, chemistry. I hated it in high school but I love it on The Surreal Life. Not every cast has worked. But if the first episode of the new season is a harbinger of drama to come, this may be the most addictive edition yet. As observed by Florence Henderson, aka Mrs. Brady, aka Dr. Flo, the cast's on-call guidance counselor (she's a real-life hypnotherapist), the house is filled with some strong personalities: Poison guitarist C.C. DeVille, who sounds like a cross between Bob Goldthwait and my super-Jewish Long Island aunt (come to think of it, he used to look like her, too, when he wore makeup back in the '80s); Playboy hottie Andrea Lowell, who insists she's not a bimbo (even though she uses made-up words like "ominent"); Tawny Kitaen,
But Alexis isn't the only one with a big mouth (although she definitely boasts the whitest teeth):
Only Sherman is pretty quiet. And when he does speak, he's inexplicably subtitled! (Hello! He's speaking English!)
But what really makes this cast special is how they relate to and will inevitably clash with one another. Three are recovering addicts (C.C., Steve and Tawny) and three are avid partyers (Andrea, Alexis and Maven). And with Alexis' very being pushing people's buttons (I was very disappointed with Steve's initial, negative reaction to Alexis, although he came around once he saw that C.C. was down with her), I'm convinced that this is the reality show to watch. I fully expect to spit out whatever it is I'm drinking several times per episode.