Campy stunt casting alert! Tabloid darling Tori Spelling -- who gamely poked fun at her image in VH1's hilarious, albeit short-lived, real-life comedy So NoTORIous -- is headed to Smallville as the Daily Planet's new gossip columnist. Of course, this being Smallville, Tori's muckraker also has the unique ability to turn herself into water. Check out my column in the current issue of TV Guide magazine for more on this exclusive scoop. I'll also have new details (fresh from tonight's CW launch party) in tomorrow's Ask Ausiello.