Question: Stop printing letters like, "I'm a 14-year-old and want your autograph" (Ask Ausiello 8/17). We take you less seriously as a TV columnist when you print such egotistical slop. Stick to legitimate questions. The fact that you love anyone's attention speaks volumes of your lonely persona.

Answer: I totally see your point, Al. That said, you may wanna skip past the next question.